Thursday, June 4, 2009

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We all know that Aphrodite is well built and we know how her “Beauty” could wage war. But I ask you this was she really as beautiful as we all think she is? New information was discovered. A conversation between Nike and Ares was just recently discovered. After one strange night Ares and Aphrodite never had one of their “Private sessions” anymore. And many wonder why all of a sudden this took place. Many say its because he started to respect Hephaestus but that wasn’t even close to what happened! The story goes as such: Ares summoned Nike to go find out why Aphrodite wouldn’t allow him into her chamber after dusk. Without asking any questions Nike left with swiftness off to his mission. It was said that what he saw that night scared him for life. As he arrived at Aphrodite’s chamber he noticed her undressing; and like most perverted men he watched, but curiosity killed the cat is the old folks saying. Anyway, as she disrobed she began to turn towards him and the sight that caught his eye no only sicken him to the point where he was paler than a baby sea horse but it he almost lost flight! The “Beautiful” Aphrodite was a goblin faced man; with enormous warts that would sicken even a blind beggar beg Zeus him self for instant death! When new was reported back to Ares it was never repeated so as not to cause anymore trauma. So now reconsider was she “Aphrodite the beautiful” or Was she “Aphrodite beauty or the Beast”?

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